There's a website I like that's currently having a contest.

You know how when you were a little kid, you dreamed of being trapped in a toy store over night? Well the contest asks what you would do now if you were trapped in a sex toy store overnight.

And I'm going to be honest; the first thing that came to my mind was this: I'd take all of the lube, squeeze it out onto the floor, then grab a blow up doll and go sledding. Haha.

I doubt that's what they had in mind when they wrote the contest, but still, that's honestly probably the first thing I would do in that situation. Oh, also I would totally eat all the edible underwear.