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Trapped In A Store
There's a website I like that's currently having a contest.You know how when you were a little kid, you dreamed of being trapped in a toy store over night? Well the contest asks what you would do now if you were trapped … -
The True Meaning of Easter
You know what I'm tired of? People taking religious holidays and commercializing them until their original meanings are lost. I'm tired of Easter's true meaning being forgotten by everyone except the followers of its fou… -
Why Titanic Is The Manliest Movie Ever
Titanic is often thought to be the ultimate example of chick flicks, but I'm here to tell you that it is, in fact, the manliest movie of them all.Think about it. Think about things that are common in man movies. Now thin… -
Fuck iTunes
I hate iTunes.First of all, it's annoying to use. Secondly, digital music is only okay if the band is only okay.I can't deal with just having the songs on my computer if I like a cd. I need something pretty I can look at… -
For External Use Only
WARNING: This entry is full of talk about things of a sexual nature. No, it's not about my sex life. But it does refer to genitals and genital accessories a lot.I recently saw a package for a Trojan vibrating cock ring a… -
On the matter of Aliens that eat everything in the world
Every time I've ever seen a story about a monster with the goal of eating everything on the planet, the monster's weakness has been spicy food. It was like that in the episode of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers about the m… -
Why I'm bad at science
In high school, science classes were always my weak point. I'd do the labs, I'd think, 'this is easy. I'll have no problems whatsoever on the test'. Then I'd take the test, I'd think it was a cinch, and when I got it bac… -
I look at all the angry people
People get angry about the stupidest things, especially when they're driving. I don't get it. It's like the second you enter a car, you immediately become irrationally angry.Example: I park on the street in front of my h… -
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Before Vanezzia and I started dating, I was ranked as number 3 in the 'Best Catch' category on the Compare People application on Facebook. Since I asked her out, not even three weeks ago, I've slipped down to number 6. W… -
Ugh, too early
Here it is, nine o'clock am, and I've already been awake for an hour. I'm in college, damn it. I should be waking up at two in the afternoon and cursing the sun for being too bright. What the hell is this? Oh well, I'd b…
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- Name: Gabe
- Country: United States
- State: Iowa
- Metro: Cedar Rapids
- Birthday: 5/14/1989
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 10/16/2005
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Trapped In A Store
There's a website I like that's currently having a... -
My Responses to Anti Gay-Rights Arguments
I, as a strong supporter of gay rights, have decid... -
Job?
I went in for an inerview today at the gas station...
